Quiz: Which New Bird Animal Are You?

You've moved to New Bird City but you're not sure if you belong here.

Describe your stature:

• You are tall (1 pt)
• You are of average stature (2 pts)
• You are short (3 pts)
• You are smaller than a ring finger, and have a hole up yer butt (4 pts)

Describe your physique:

• Slender. But YOU'RE FAT! (4 pts)
• I have four legs and hooves (1 pt)
• I hop around, or powerwalk (3 pts)
• I am mostly stationary and enjoy beer & cheese (2 pts)

Your favorite kind of food is:

• Seeds and flash-frozen fish (3 pts)
• Leaves (1 pt)
• Nothing, I am naturally slender and don't need food to feel good about myself (4 pts)
• Pizza (2 pts)

Your goal in life:

• To be a VIP but always enjoy the small things, like pancakes with lots of syrup (3 pts)
• Ditto, but with butter and jam and bacon and hash browns (2 pts)
• To walk the runways of Milan and Paris and to marry rich (4 pts)
• I DUNNO BUT I LIKE TO DRINK! PAR-TAY! (1 pt)

Tally 'em up, here are the results:

• 4 pts - Giraffe, horse or party animal
• 8 pts - Bear, with a heart of cheese
• 12 pts - Penguin, a team-player
• 16 pts - Finger Puppet Monkey, in need of manners